Maid Summoning

Summons a maid. Note: She be INSANELY jealous and will fall in love with you. If you are in a relationship do not cast. She will, however, do her best to only inflict minor injuries, and if injuries are life-threatening, she will do her best to save them using a 0.000001% chance to fail. She can die by the caster’s hands.

Casting Directions for ‘Maid Summoning’

Take the cloth and cut it into the shape of a person. Take the glass and put it over mouth and eyes. Take string/yarn and put it. Take toy balls and place it. Take plastic tubing and put it under cloth. Take red food dye and put it over fabric. Put maid outfit over cloth. Paint the glass and string/yarn. Chant:

“Give me a maid! I want a maid! I need a maid! Name her (Name of maid)! She will be (Age)! Make her girlfriend! So mote it be!”

The ingredients should glow for about 10 minutes. After that, your maid ought to be completed. She’ll be dazed and confused for a few minutes, then she’ll be focused and have an education equivalent to yours. She will know whoever you know, and everyone you know will know who she is. If you sit down on a couch, she’ll sit next to you and lay her head on your shoulder. She’ll lay down next to you if you go to sleep. Do not be fearful. She’s doing this to be observant of her surroundings. Her task is to do what you tell her to, while also protecting you. She’ll understand magic, but the charm she starts off knowing is the way to modify her breast size. You can tell her to cast it at any given time. She is also capable of becoming pregnant, but only by you. If she betrays you, or if you betray her, she’ll die. Lying to her doesn’t count as you betraying her, but her lying to you DOES count, and she knows this. Have fun with your maid!

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