This will turn you into a fairy.
Casting Instructions for ‘Fairy’
Go somewhere peaceful, where you won’t be disturbed. Perferebly in a garden. Place the plate of honey onto the ground, and sing a soothing tune. Then, put your hands behind your back and say: Fairy, will you please come out? I wont hurt you, i promise. Really mean that. When youre done, a fairy should come out. If it does not, sing another song until it does. (Dont forget to guarantee you wont hurt it.)
When the fairy comes out, it is going to be very hesitant. Smile at it. Dont move yet or you’ll frighten the fairy away. (Hint: Fairies are attracted to sweet smells, and shiny things. Spray a bit of sweet perfume on. You dont need to overpower the scent of honey. Also, you could wear a sparkly neclace, earring, etc to bring it longer. Also, dont wear dark clothes. Youll scare it away. Wear green, white, purple, red, or yellow.)
The moment the fairy is close enough, ask it for a few pixie dust. (You must do it in the most polite way you can.) The fairy will then offer you some pixiedust. (If the fairy doesn’t, ask it only ONCE more. If it doesn’t, dont push it. Say goodbye, and offer it the plate of honey. Leave and do the spell another time. Fairies dont want to be asked things more than once.
As soon as the fairy gives you pixie dust, quickly say: stay here, please. Quickly go into your home and get out a spoon, and put the pixie dust onto your spoon. Then, in a little cup, poor the pixiedust into it, along with a small amount of milk. Stir, slowly. If you see frothy bubbles go much slower. Than, take EXACTLY a teaspoon of sugar and pour it in. DONt MIX IT.
Make sure that the fairy is still there, eating (or licking) the honey. If you understand that the fairy is almost done, ask it if it’d prefer some more. (It will want more, so have a spare plate of honey, or lotion.) Microwave the mixture with a film covering.) Then, go outside to your own fairy. Ask that, well, if it could more some more pixie dust in, and it will. Then, DRINK IT. (Dont forget to bid your fairy goodbye.)
In a couple of weeks, youll notice a change on your elevation, and youll see some wings starting to grow. Once youre small enough, go out to the exact same garden, where you’ll be greeted with other fairies. They will take you to your new residence.