This spell is best done at the end of the month, the beginning of the month and wen the moon is in Scorpio. hThis spell can be used to gain a new friend, a husband, a job, or something that you’ve lost, especially if it was given to you by a World Leader.
A handful of coins and dollar bills
A pen and some paper
A bus pass or car
A apparel, makeup, etc..
A map to the Federal Reserve
A Secret Agent
Casting Instructions for ‘Meet a Secret Agent’
This spell takes more than just a litte bit of creativity and a while before planning. First you want an egg of Silly Putty. As you mold the Silly Putty, imagine that it’s a living creature, next, rub the Silly Putty onto each dollar bill you have in your possession. While you’re doing this, chant Oh, Silly Putty, exalted Ditto Help me find the phonies The Silly Putty can be utilized as a talisman to attract Secret Agents. When the green on the dollar bill is removed from the Silly Putty, put that into a heap. If you discover any coins that seem off, like coins which have a chip at the bubbles or date or coins that should have ridges that don’t or coins which have ridges which shouldn’t, place those in the heap. Also if you have any dollar bills that are strange in any way, like having wrong portraits or odd denominations such as a zero dollar bill, put those in the heap
Next, write a short story explaining your targets. Make the Putty you just handled the story’s star. Give it the name Silly Putty, and have it catch counterfeiters, manage money, or who knows, even have raunchy Secret Agent Sex. If you know any actual counterfeiters, add their name, phone number, address, and distinguishing characteristics. Even if you know a person who wishes to kill the President, add them in. If you think you’ve won the medal of honour, put that in also. Be sure to tell how you received it any why you don’t have it anymore, you can embellish a little bit and leave out parts if they are too embarrassing, but be warned, you can’t fool a Secret Agent. Complete the story with Silly Putty catch the counterfeiters, presidential assassins, etc. and put them in jail.
Next gather up all the bills and coins that you put in a pile, and write your initials on the suspect coins and notes. Put them in a brown paper bag and put it in your purse. You will require a handbag to take the coins, bus pass, Silly Putty and manuscript in. Then get changed, wear perfume, your best dress, make up and heels. If you haven’t recently done so, have a shower.
Next, go to the Federal Reserve and try to pick out a Secret Agent in a business lawsuit. Hand him the manuscript and the bag of suspect cash. Try to strike up a conversation with him. If he gives you bubble gum, take it. If he gives you any drugs, make sure they’re legal and the Secret Agent has a badge. He may give you a ride to the Secret Agent Headquarters, make sure he has a badge prior to getting in the car with him and do whatever he says. Additionally you can find Female Secret Agents, but they are rare and more difficult to spot.