This will let you go super saiyan.
anger
belief
Casting Instructions for ‘the best way to go super saiyan’
Get pissed off. The cold-blooded murder of a friend in your plain sight is likely to provoke this.
Look down in the floor, drop your arms, and begin to concentrate your rage. You’re going to need to do a lot of teeth. If you start unintentionally rage-grunting you are on the right path.
Breathe slowly while flexing. If it induces tidal shifts, lightning strikes, and FPS (floating pebble syndrom) proceed to step 4.
Are you still flexing? You’ll know if you’re able to see every vein in your body. Tilt your head back while maintaining that posture. You’ll notice a hair color change, and your vision will seem odd. This will be the first glimpse at your Super Saiyan form. . .or perhaps an anyeurysm.
Pay no mind to the stunned spectators around you. They could attack but are usually too mesmerized by your awesomeness to get wise and assault your completely vulnerable state. The fun starts as soon as you find the ground crack!
Now that your veins are bulging into some point of breaking, energy that is yellow should begin to envelop your body. This won’t be seen by you as your eyes will be much back into your mind at this point. Just wait ten minutes or however long you think it’s suitable for step 7.
Scream like a motherf*****.
Congratulations! You are now Super Saiyan! Side effects may include berating your son, kicking ass like you never thought possible, and destruction of planets. Good luck, and let me know the results!
