Were-wolf Spell

This spell is guaranteed to make you a were-wolf, but beware, it might change your life to either worse or better.

Casting Instructions for ‘Were-wolf Spell’

Print or Memorize this charm:

By the light of the moon and our piercing howls,
We’re further transformed into cunning beasts,
From the circle of life to the evolution of man,
I shall be reawakened as one with the land.

Say it 10 times while taking a look at the entire moon WITHOUT messing up, if you mess up wait 20 minutes then try again, the night you do the spell you may dream of a wolf, remember that wolf because thats you on your wolf form.
Side effects apear in 2-3 weeks.
Side effects:

Eye color change
Hungry right after eating
Muscle aches
Back aches
Anger issues
Attempting to go outside more
Getting excited about Dogs/wolves
Closer to animals
Better agility
Sharper teeth
Teeth aches
Meat craving
Urge to bark/howl
More active
Sleepy when inactive
Dizzyness
Blurry vision
Hairrier
Feeling weird
Bettr senses
Notes:
The effects vary from individual, so if some effects dont apear, dont worry.
You will transform when the full moon is seen by you, you wont remember your change regrettably. The first transformation is very VERY painful, so beware, but following the 5 transformatiosn it wont hurt as bad. After five transformations you can control your shifts and transform when you want by concentrating on your wolf form. You will have full control in your wolf form, you wont kill anyone unless you choose to.
Film yourself changing at your own will, it may get you wanted for scientific expiriments and even killed by other werewolves for exposing them.
If you doubt this spell or dont believe in shapeshifters, why are you even here?